What the Signs Need to Learn

  • Aries: Yes, you should eat that. And that too.
  • Taurus: Put your pride aside. Apologize.
  • Gemini: You don't need to say everything that comes to your mind. Maybe keep some comments to yourself, dear.
  • Cancer: Your parents don't have to be your best friends. It's okay to dislike them.
  • Leo: Stop the booty calls. Just rub one out please, they are too kindhearted to just be a 3 AM text.
  • Virgo: Learn to love your smile. God knows I do...
  • Libra: Tell them you're not OK with what they said. Don't hold it inside.
  • Scorpio: Sometimes a person just leaves and never explains why. It will hurt but learn to be OK with this.
  • Sagittarius: So what if they think what you like is lame? It makes you happy, and you deserve to be happy after all these years.
  • Capricorn: It will take a long time but please learn to love yourself.
  • Aquarius: All I have to say to you is to make sure you're doing the drugs and the drugs aren't doing you.
  • Pisces: God, you need to learn how to forget. You got the forgive part down but, honey, you gotta forget sometimes too.